Paratuck non scheduled Blarg
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:58 pmI feel that i am maturing in game a bit.. I dont default to wow keystrokes as much and the "fat Finger" is'nt causing me as much grief...
However..
I figured id let you into some keen insights for my latest rant period.
Sweet
The word Sweet for some reason makes Deb chuckle when I say it.. I cant help it.. Some one says .. Ohh look Boobs.. I go Sweet... Pronounced "Suh WEEE T" and Deb laughs... Ive tried this out on many occassion like He look A bowl of potatoes and I go Sweet.. and Deb still chuckles.. I dont get it..
Auto Attack.
I can see myself wiping a few raids because of 2 things that are quite comical. one is the Auto attack feature.. Some days its outta control that really leads to encounters that seem to be rather unique..
I have been to told to take a flying fuck from a PUG group when my auto attack went off off the cliffs by the nercrosis goblins Funny part is that I did right off the highest point and well.. the party died.. I got all wet...
No one can say well Paratuck didnt listen.. I guess you had to be there..
Drunk Vent.
I am so happy that most of yall dont hold me to myself with my vulgar language.. Some notable quotes this week over heard on vent
" I think id rather fuck a raw piece of Liver in a sock out in public... rather than restart that quest.."
"Uhh.. My artistic talent is so bad.. I couldnt shit and draw flies."
"OMFG its so cold in here I had to fuck a penguin just to get to my computer..."
"Yep... I think she is hot.. Id plow her through like fresh tilled grass"
I cant explain how the mind works.. sans the lack of filter between my brain and Mouth.... Again.. Im soooo glad yall dont hold me to it.
Other than that, with the help of the guild.. I gained some levels.. and will be raiding soon enough..
Respectfully
Paratuck
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However..
I figured id let you into some keen insights for my latest rant period.
Sweet
The word Sweet for some reason makes Deb chuckle when I say it.. I cant help it.. Some one says .. Ohh look Boobs.. I go Sweet... Pronounced "Suh WEEE T" and Deb laughs... Ive tried this out on many occassion like He look A bowl of potatoes and I go Sweet.. and Deb still chuckles.. I dont get it..
Auto Attack.
I can see myself wiping a few raids because of 2 things that are quite comical. one is the Auto attack feature.. Some days its outta control that really leads to encounters that seem to be rather unique..
I have been to told to take a flying fuck from a PUG group when my auto attack went off off the cliffs by the nercrosis goblins Funny part is that I did right off the highest point and well.. the party died.. I got all wet...
No one can say well Paratuck didnt listen.. I guess you had to be there..
Drunk Vent.
I am so happy that most of yall dont hold me to myself with my vulgar language.. Some notable quotes this week over heard on vent
" I think id rather fuck a raw piece of Liver in a sock out in public... rather than restart that quest.."
"Uhh.. My artistic talent is so bad.. I couldnt shit and draw flies."
"OMFG its so cold in here I had to fuck a penguin just to get to my computer..."
"Yep... I think she is hot.. Id plow her through like fresh tilled grass"
I cant explain how the mind works.. sans the lack of filter between my brain and Mouth.... Again.. Im soooo glad yall dont hold me to it.
Other than that, with the help of the guild.. I gained some levels.. and will be raiding soon enough..
Respectfully
Paratuck
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I need my buddy back.
