Husband store

[Gninja]

THE HUSBAND STORE



A store that sells husbands has just opened in

Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband

from among many men. The store is composed of 6

floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as

the shopper ascends the flights.

There is however, a catch. As you open the door to

any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if

you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to

exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a

husband.



On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.



The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,

that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder

what's further up?" So up she goes.



The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.



The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I

wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.



The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are

extremely good-looking.



"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's

upstairs?"



The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are

extremely good looking and help with the housework.



"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT,

there must be more further up!" And again she heads up

another flight.



The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are

extremely good looking, help with the housework and

have a strong romantic streak.



"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be

awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she

goes.



The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012,996 to this

floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor

exists solely as proof that women are impossible to

please.



Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice

day.

[Stimphy]

ROFLMFAO.......

[Delph]

lol

[Vibes]

LOL!

[Flutterflies]

I have seen this joke so many times, and its sooo not true

[Balogh]

I have seen this joke so many times, and its sooo true