"I wanna order a Pizza. You wanna have something as well?"
She:
"No."
He:
"Ok."
She:
"...or maybe?!"
He:
"So. What now?"
She:
"I dont know."
He:
"You dont know if you wanna have something as well?"
She:
"No."
He:
"Are you hungry?"
She:
"Not sure, maybe....."
He:
"What means 'maybe'...?"
She:
"That means, that i am unsure about it."
He:
"I usually do know when i am hungry."
She:
"Maybe i am hungry later on."
He:
"Ok i will order something for you as well."
She:
"Whats if i dont wanna eat something later on...?"
He:
"You dont need to eat it then."
She:
"What a waste."
He:
"Then keep it for tomorrow."
She:
"Whats if i dont wanna eat Pizza tomorrow?
He:
"You should be able to eat Pizza all the time."
She:
"I dont."
He:
"Then choose something different."
She:
"But i dont wanna have something different."
He:
"So you wanna have Pizza."
She:
"No."
He:
"Alright nothing for you then."
She:
"Of course i wanna have something."
He:
"Your driving me crazy."
She:
"Why dont you order something already just for you...?"
He:
"As you wish..."
She:
"But please take a Pizza with onions."
He:
"But i dont like onions."
She:
"But i do."
He:
"I thought i should order something for me...?!"
She:
"Thats what i want you to do."
He:
"But why onions then...?"
She:
"In case i do get hungry, when your Pizza gets here."
He:
"And?"
She:
"Do you think i wanna eat something what i dont like?"
He:
"Why YOU?"
She:
"Why not?"
He:
"Just a sec... YOU want me to order something for ME
what YOU want to eat
in case
your gettig hungry later on...?!"
She:
"Exactly."
He:
"What should I eat then when your eating MY Pizza?"
She:
"Well, maybe i dont wanna eat something later on..."
I so dont understand why there is still a rumour out there that women are complicated!
Story of your life ? 
Oh ...it wasnt supposed to say it out loud...right Simone? Oops