Pepito

[Kierra]

> A grade school teacher in Las Milpas asked her students to use the
> word "fascinate" in a sentence.
>
> Maria put up her hand and said, "My family went to my abuelito's farm,
> and we all saw his pet cabrito. It was fascinating.
>
> " The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
> "fascinate, not fascinating".
>
> Enriqueta shyly raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see los
> pyramids and I was fascinated."
>
> The teacher said, "Well, that was good Enriqueta, but I wanted you to
> use the word "fascinate."
>
> Pepito raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been
> burned by Pepito before. She finally gave in and decided there was no
> way he
could
> damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
>
> Pepito said, "My Tia Ninfa has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
> chichis are so big she can only fasten eight."
>
> The teacher cried

[Stimphy]

ROFL