DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the
cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses
and make-up. I'm really excited.
DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was
beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins.
What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met
the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also
did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf
balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join
him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had
a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive
gentleman.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino ... did OK .. won
about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner
with him in his state room! . We had a luxurious meal
complete with caviar and champagne. He asked
me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there
was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little
sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and
spend the rest of the day inside.
The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of
drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again
asked me to visit him for the night and
again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him
have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today ....
TWICE !!!!