6 day diary of a Bahamas Cruise

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6 day diary of a Bahamas Cruise

Postby Kierra » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:05 am

DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE



I am all packed and ready to get on the

cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses

and make-up. I'm really excited.



DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO



We spent the entire day at sea. It was

beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins.

What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met

the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.



DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE



I spent some time in the pool today. I also

did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf

balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join

him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had

a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive

gentleman.



DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR



Went to the ship's casino ... did OK .. won

about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner

with him in his state room! . We had a luxurious meal

complete with caviar and champagne. He asked

me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there

was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.



DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE



Went back to the pool today and got a little

sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and

spend the rest of the day inside.

The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of

drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again

asked me to visit him for the night and

again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him

have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.



DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX



I saved 1600 lives today ....

TWICE !!!!
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