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Latina's on the town

Postby Kierra » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:16 am

Petra: "Ese señor George García asked me out for a date. I know you
went
out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before
I
give him my answer."

Chola: "Pues, le' me tell you sonting . He shows up at my casa a las 7
and dressed good real nice. And he brings me flowers and una caja de
chocolates, más suave! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there
but
a beautiful car limousine, con chauffeur y todo. Then he takes me out
for dinner... más bueno el lobster. Then we go see a chow... let me
tell you Petra, I enjoyed it so much I could've died from pleasure!

So then we are coming back to my casa and he turns into an ANIMAL. Más
Loco, he tears off my expensive new dress that I bought at Target and
has his way with me...two times!"

Petra: ! "!No la chingues! So you telling me I chouldn't go out with
him?"

Chola: "No, no!! I'm just saying, wear an old dress from K-mart."
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Postby Gninja » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:40 am

lol
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Postby Moskiz » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:08 am

Nice, muy bien you know what, I reaaaaaly suck at spelling different languages. And I'm sure Deb does too. I would know if I could understand what he was typing.




Man, I just noticed that Deb and I fight a lot..... :094J but I know I always win. :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)J
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Postby Debillus » Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:04 am

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Postby Stimphy » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:08 pm

:-x :crazy: :grin:

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Postby Moskiz » Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:49 pm

Lol nice one. :098J
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Postby Moskiz » Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:08 am

Just give it up Deb, you can't beat me. I'm the king baby. :029J
(This is almost too easy :armata_PDT_25J )
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