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Postby Hago » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:05 pm

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs."

"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.

It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.

The woman thought would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true, no
more blow jobs for her!

She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he
was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this
less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was a wakened by the noise of pots and pans
flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading
cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."
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Postby Ballroque » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:36 pm

well uhm ..no comment :-x
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Postby Gninja » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:49 pm

rofl
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Postby Medeena » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:24 pm

Has hago been drinking ? Thats tooo funny :P
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Postby Karmha » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:57 am

LOL.... now where can i get a frog like that for G? :P
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Postby Debillus » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:21 am

hahahaha....

/adds to list
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Postby Ballroque » Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:06 pm

@Deb : you just cant get enough ? :-D
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Postby Flobdeth » Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:08 pm

Deb needs a bigger pond!
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