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Postby jarann » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:04 pm

a jewish father is worried about his son, he is having a question of faith , wich is totally unacceptable to the father , so dad say "i know , i'll send him to isreal , going to the holy land will restore his faith !!"
so off goes the son ... one month later the son comes home and announces he has become a christian , this totally freaks the father out , he seek council with his temple's head rabbi ,,, when explained the situation about his son , the rabbi replies " funny you tell me that , the same thing happened to me when i sent my son to isreal "
the rabbi then says "well let us pray and hope God offers us some enlightenment and wisdom " the 2 men kneel down and begin to pray ...
suddenly the sky opens up , a beam of light shines down from heaven on the 2 men and a voice say " funny you should tell me that , the same thing happened to me when i sent my son to isreal "
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Postby Delph » Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:12 pm

lol :)
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Postby Balogh » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:32 pm

rofl
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Postby Vibes » Sat Jan 29, 2005 4:41 pm

heheh
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