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Postby Gninja » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:13 pm

SAD NEWS...

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, JohnDough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.
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Postby Junkey » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:56 pm

If eyesockets could be sodomized, the puns in that post did just that to mine.

That post might be the most evil thing I have ever seen.
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Postby Purgatoris » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:23 pm

Oh... that's so sad. I respected him ever since his performance in the Ghost Busters. It is truely sad to see icons die.

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Postby Xayal » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:49 pm

Egads...that was the Stay Puft marshmellow man in Ghostbusters...distant cousin to the doughboy.

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