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Postby Flutterflies » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:03 pm

> The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US. Thank you for your help.
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Postby Debillus » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:07 pm

ROFL
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Postby Mawie » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:31 pm

/salutes the flag
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Postby Quanth » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:38 am

Hey .. Buy Danish products !!

We need the support now that some drawing of the prophet has pissed off a shitload of wannabe terrorrists.

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Postby Mawie » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:29 am

Heh, the fact we are Americans pisses off those same people.

Zealots are funny that way. :shrug:
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Postby Debillus » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:32 am

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Postby Delph » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:04 am

Quanth wrote:We need the support now that some drawing of the prophet has pissed off a shitload of wannabe terrorrists.


Hah, you don't have to worry about that anymore once Fitna is released, we will be the new danes ....... :verysad:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitna_%28film%29
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