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Postby Ballroque » Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:58 pm

Just found something nice on youtube....and its way too funny not to share this...sorry to those who cant understand german...
But ive tried to translate the whole conversation....

An old lady is calling the police to know where had been the thunderstorm last night since she is worried about her daughter....

Much fun :-D

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police officer: hello
lady: hello
police officer: ....this is the police....
lady: hello ...(silence)... i cant hear anything
police officer: no? then you should listen a bit better! good evening
lady: just wanted to know....uhm..... where had been the thunderstorm last night?
police officer: it was over Bochum
ladyp: what?
police officer: BOCHUM
lady: saarbrücken?
police officer: AS WELL

silence

lady:where was it?
police officer: where you wanted it to had it happen?
lady: what?
police officer: where you wanted it to have the thunderstorm happen?

silence

lady: WHERE DID IT HAPPEN ?
police officer: in germany
lady: i wasnt able to understand you
police officer: in GERMANY
lady:i wasnt able to understand you...seriously not..please dont be angry with me
police officer: no i am not
lady: where did it happen ?
police officer: everywhere
lady: ...everywhere...
police officer: yes.... -silence- ...and it was wet..
lady: pardon ?
police officer: the thunderstorm was wet
lady:wet !
police officer: wet !!!

silence

lady: hmm hmm

silence

lady: lots of things damaged?
police officer: no
lady: THINGS DAMAGED?
police officer: NO
lady: NO ?
police officer: NO !!!
lady: no....yes..i am so sorry...but i am already 99 years old
(police officer: YES )
lady: and my daughter
(police officer: YES )
lady: lives in Duesseldorf in Neuss and i havent heard from her yet.
police officer: IT WASNT THERE
lady:what?
police officer: IT WASNT IN NEUSS
lady: it was there ?
police officer: NO
lady: NO ?
police officer:NO
lady: in NEUSS
police officer: NO THUNDERSTORM
lady: thunderstorm
police officer: NO
lady: was the thunderstorm there ?
police officer: NO ...... /laughing
lady: no ?
police officer :NO ..... /laughing

silence

lady: i wasnt able to understand 1 word
ive asked the police to finally get an answer
police officer: YES.....THERE WASNT THE THUNDERSTORM
lady: sorry...say again
police officer : THERE WASNT THE THUNDERSTORM
lady: thunderstorm?...where..?
police officer: /laughing
lady: here?
police officer: NO

:-D
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Postby Rougad » Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:25 pm

SUNSHINE!

/hugs
-Sire, we are surrounded.
-Excellent then we can attack in any direction.

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Postby Ballroque » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:46 pm

And you still know how to make me smile :038J even after all the inactive EQ2 months.

A guy at work started calling me sunshine :018J as well and i had you in my mind right away, cause you both do have so nothing in common :sad:
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Postby Arurra » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:18 pm

poor poor old lady... it's not easy being 99 year old is it :(

In the meen while Mallek was laughing his ass off :-D :)
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