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a guy ...

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 5:54 pm
by jarann
is riding on a bus , a very nice looking lady gets on and sits near him , he decides to try and pick her up , after several attempts with no luck , she gets off , mumbling to himself he gets ready to exit the bus . the bus driver says , with a rather obvious lisp and bent wrist style , " you know , she's a nun , you wont get anywhere with her unless your Jesus Christ and you command her to obey you " ... the guy says thanks and leaves with an idea in his head .. the next day he is waiting at the lady's bus stop dressed up a Jesus , he orders her to stop and follow him , she does , and they go back to his place , he then orders her to bend over and accept him in her ,, she does as commanded , he has his fun with her , then he takes off his disguise and says , " surprise , i'm the guy from yesterday !!" , the nun takes off her disguise and says , " surprise .. i'm the bus driver !!!! "

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:24 pm
by Gninja
ROFL

LOL It was me!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 9:49 pm
by Hago
NO! Not te bus driver

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 10:20 pm
by Kierra
Now why you gotta make fun of Gnin's extracaricular activities....

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 10:40 pm
by Gninja
shhhh

PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2005 8:43 am
by Flutterflies
Now hes in trouble i had no idea he was running around dressed as a nun :tongue:

PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2005 3:45 pm
by Kierra
yeah I know every woman likes a little kink now and then but I think a nun is just a little too much for some :grin:

PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 12:53 am
by Gninja
can I use Flob's excuse and claim it was a kilt not a dress?

PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:33 am
by Quanth
I dont see why not :)

just dont use Flobby`s kilt, on you that would look like a dress and the outcome would pretty much be the same 8)