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Postby jarann » Fri May 27, 2005 5:54 pm

is riding on a bus , a very nice looking lady gets on and sits near him , he decides to try and pick her up , after several attempts with no luck , she gets off , mumbling to himself he gets ready to exit the bus . the bus driver says , with a rather obvious lisp and bent wrist style , " you know , she's a nun , you wont get anywhere with her unless your Jesus Christ and you command her to obey you " ... the guy says thanks and leaves with an idea in his head .. the next day he is waiting at the lady's bus stop dressed up a Jesus , he orders her to stop and follow him , she does , and they go back to his place , he then orders her to bend over and accept him in her ,, she does as commanded , he has his fun with her , then he takes off his disguise and says , " surprise , i'm the guy from yesterday !!" , the nun takes off her disguise and says , " surprise .. i'm the bus driver !!!! "
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Postby Gninja » Fri May 27, 2005 6:24 pm

ROFL
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Postby Hago » Fri May 27, 2005 9:49 pm

NO! Not te bus driver
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Postby Kierra » Fri May 27, 2005 10:20 pm

Now why you gotta make fun of Gnin's extracaricular activities....
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Postby Gninja » Fri May 27, 2005 10:40 pm

shhhh
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Postby Flutterflies » Sat May 28, 2005 8:43 am

Now hes in trouble i had no idea he was running around dressed as a nun :tongue:
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Postby Kierra » Sat May 28, 2005 3:45 pm

yeah I know every woman likes a little kink now and then but I think a nun is just a little too much for some :grin:
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Postby Gninja » Mon May 30, 2005 12:53 am

can I use Flob's excuse and claim it was a kilt not a dress?
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Postby Quanth » Mon May 30, 2005 1:33 am

I dont see why not :)

just dont use Flobby`s kilt, on you that would look like a dress and the outcome would pretty much be the same 8)
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