Husband store
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:16 amTHE HUSBAND STORE
A store that sells husbands has just opened in
Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband
from among many men. The store is composed of 6
floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as
the shopper ascends the flights.
There is however, a catch. As you open the door to
any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if
you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to
exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a
husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,
that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good-looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's
upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT,
there must be more further up!" And again she heads up
another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and
have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be
awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she
goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012,996 to this
floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice
day.
A store that sells husbands has just opened in
Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband
from among many men. The store is composed of 6
floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as
the shopper ascends the flights.
There is however, a catch. As you open the door to
any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if
you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to
exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a
husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,
that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good-looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's
upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT,
there must be more further up!" And again she heads up
another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and
have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be
awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she
goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012,996 to this
floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice
day.
