M.I.A.

by **Purgatoris** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:26 pm

Hey y'all,

Some of you may remember me, doubt it though. Hard to remember the dumb and ugly, but for those of you who might have an itch in the back of your brain, I was part of UL. Anyway, just stopping in, I am currently working on setting up an EQ2 account and thought that once I'm not an embarrassment to the guild, I might try and apply, until then I figured I would just try and catch up on lost memories and old war wounds.

Hugs and Gropes,
Fargrace

PS. I thought this is where I was supposed to find the Gnorfling Porn... Gninja, I think you're taller then I remember.

by **Ballroque** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:46 pm

Hmm. Since i dont know you, i also cant remember you

but welcome anyways

:004J

by **Purgatoris** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:51 pm

Don't worry about not knowing me... soon I will remind you of that one moment at band camp that is still haunting you today and causing you to wake up and um... well you know...

Oh and Gutan Tag...

by **Ballroque** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:34 pm

Oh! Guten Tag?

That the only german words you know?

Tach auch

by **Gninja** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:38 pm

Heyas Fargrace.. you dont have to wait till you are higher level etc to join up with us. I am always an embarrassment on the guild :p

by **Purgatoris** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:56 pm

Ballroque wrote:Oh! Guten Tag?

That the only german words you know?

Tach auch

Nah, I'm a sausage lover so I know saurkraut too, as in "nah, she didn't smell like tuna, she smelled like..." Yup, fond moments those be. I used to live in Latvia for some 3 odd years and as most Latvians complain about, Germany occupied Latvia for like 500 years right up until WWII when Russia decided to abuse them instead.

My grandma's german, but we try to ignore that... I only claim the Irish/Scottish side of my family.

Oh, and it is nice to see that most power gnorfling in the EQ world is still a midget pretending to understand physics... a.k.a. I miss you my little Gninja-poo. I'll be sure to apply as soon as I have at least figured out how to move around without dyin too much.

Hugs & Gropes

by **Ballroque** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:53 pm

The germans are evil persons! They eat too much sausages ..... and its known that they eat alot of Sauerkraut (just a short message to it: the people in asia eat way more Sauerkraut then the germans so they should get called "the krauts")

You do have a german grandma? I would ignore this fact as well.
Since you already know everything important about germany

I mean is there anything more then sausages and Sauerkraut ?!?

Phew. What a tough question.

:grin:

by **Purgatoris** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:16 pm

Ballroque wrote:Since you already know everything important about germany

I mean is there anything more then sausages and Sauerkraut ?!?

Phew. What a tough question.

Well, Germany has Nazi people... that's important... and they like to listen to Polka music in dance halls.... and they have lots and lots of big ugly women named Bertha and Barbara... and those women have huge hairy warts... as far as I know the only people uglier then Germans are B... never mind.

Doh... that was suppose to be my inner voice...

by **Debillus** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:01 pm

Prepare for some heavy bitchslapping FG =)

by **Purgatoris** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:45 am

Debillus wrote:Prepare for some heavy bitchslapping FG =)

Awe, you do remember how to talk dirty to me... how sweet. Just remember to throw your weight into the slap or the "bitch" portion of the slap won't apply.

Hugs and Gropes

by **Debillus** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:48 am

Fargrace wrote:
Debillus wrote:Prepare for some heavy bitchslapping FG =)

Awe, you do remember how to talk dirty to me... how sweet. Just remember to throw your weight into the slap or the "bitch" portion of the slap won't apply.

Weight shouldn't be the problem, but I'm not the one you should be looking out for .. I'll just be sitting here, on the ringside with my :popcorn_xl:

by **Ballroque** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:12 pm

Fargrace wrote:
Ballroque wrote:Since you already know everything important about germany

I mean is there anything more then sausages and Sauerkraut ?!?

Phew. What a tough question.

Well, Germany has Nazi people... that's important... and they like to listen to Polka music in dance halls.... and they have lots and lots of big ugly women named Bertha and Barbara... and those women have huge hairy warts... as far as I know the only people uglier then Germans are B... never mind.

Doh... that was suppose to be my inner voice...

Hmm.

FG? You sure that we both dont know each other?

I mean how did you know that my RL name is Barbara?
And OMG you also know about my huuuuge hairy warts?
I always thought this is a biiig secret.
Now i am confused.
Well yeah and i am very big and i am so ugly that i need to cry every single time i look into a mirror. Not really a nice feeling.Thats why i need to drink that much every day, cause when i am drunk i start to like the way i do look like :d_drink:

And yes i got out dancing to Polka music twice a week. How did you know this?
Nazis? Sorry my small IQ dont really know what this means!
Damn now you figure that the germans are dumb as well...Crap.

@Deb This :popcorn_xl:

cant be really enough for you to enjoy this conversation let me add for you that :d_drink:

as well

by **Purgatoris** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:26 pm

Just for the record... I think I'm in love with Ballrogue, but umm... can you teach me how to dance... and I don't like popcorn... do you have any rice cakes?

by **Quanth** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:15 am

we all love Ball

And no ricecakes... the prices are going up on those you know

by **Delph** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:47 pm

Los where do you find these people? They from the same short bus you take to work everyday? :1onemoment:

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