by jarann » Fri May 27, 2005 5:54 pm
is riding on a bus , a very nice looking lady gets on and sits near him , he decides to try and pick her up , after several attempts with no luck , she gets off , mumbling to himself he gets ready to exit the bus . the bus driver says , with a rather obvious lisp and bent wrist style , " you know , she's a nun , you wont get anywhere with her unless your Jesus Christ and you command her to obey you " ... the guy says thanks and leaves with an idea in his head .. the next day he is waiting at the lady's bus stop dressed up a Jesus , he orders her to stop and follow him , she does , and they go back to his place , he then orders her to bend over and accept him in her ,, she does as commanded , he has his fun with her , then he takes off his disguise and says , " surprise , i'm the guy from yesterday !!" , the nun takes off her disguise and says , " surprise .. i'm the bus driver !!!! "