International Art of Making Love

[Kierra]

The Italian says,
"When I've a finished a makina da love withah my
girl friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her
knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in
ecstacy."
The Frenchman replies.
zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love
with ze girl friend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and
zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue,
and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure
ecstasy."
The redneck says,
"Hell far, that ain't nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole
lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and
wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin'
ceiling."