Anniversary Wish

[Kierra]

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet
beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary
married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant
you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! two tickets for the new
QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this
is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a
lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than
me".

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed; but a wish is a wish..

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and abracadabra!...the
husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story...Men can be ungrateful idiots... And fairies are
female.