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Postby Debillus » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:55 pm


I put my buttplug in your socket
:lol: :lol:


Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.
We have arrived unto the future
And the whole world is become...

Elektronik supersonik
Supersonik elektronik

Hey baby, ride with me away,
We doesn’t have much time,
My blue jeans is tight,
So onto my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.
Above us there is nothing above,
But the stars, above

All systems gone
Prepare for down-count
5.. 4.. 3.. 1.. OFF BLAST!

Fly away my space rocket,
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed I just lock it
I put my buttplug in your socket

The sun in sky is bright like fire.
You and me get higher and higher.
Cut communication wire.
Only thing that can stop us is flat tire.

Hey love crusader. I want to be your space invader.
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater.
I's more stronger than Darth Vapor.
Obey me, I's your new dictator.
For you is Venus, I am Mars.
With you, I is more richer than all the Zhars.
Make a wishes on a shooting stars.
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars.

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your beltseats.
We have commenced our descent.
I trust you enjoyed this flight as much as you enjoy this accent.

Now back on earth is time for down-splash
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far
And as I float, I open door and shout
"I am world's biggest washed up superstar!"

As for sure as the sun rises in the West.
Of all the singers and poets on Earth, I am the bestest.
Come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger.
Then like a smell around you, I will forever linger.
Ok, it's time for end.
No more will I sing.
Let me take you back in time.
I want you to experience Big Bang.

Long live Space Race. Long live Molvania.
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Postby Linnea » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:59 pm

/HIDE
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Postby Flobdeth » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:14 pm

OMG!

That was fookin hilarious, I had tears in my eyes there
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Postby Graulf » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:08 pm

Always wondered what kind of music botters and plat sellers are in to. now i know :allmoods:
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Postby Gajen » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:54 am

that hurts, that hurts bad - makes me ashamed to be a fellow human=/
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