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Too old to dig up Garden

Postby Gninja » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:05 pm

A true story told by L.A.P.D.

An old mexican man lived alone in East Los Angeles. He wanted to spade his garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Jose, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.


Dear Jose:

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my garden this year. I'm just too old to be digging up a garden. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.

Tu Padre
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.


Dear Papa:

Por Dios, Papa, don't dig up the garden. That's where I buried all my drugs and money.

Tu hijo,
Jose
At 6 a.m. the next morning, the L.A. Sheriffs showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any drugs or money. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.


Dear Papa:

Go ahead and plant your garden now, papa. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love,
Jose
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Postby Flobdeth » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:54 pm

Class!
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Postby Debillus » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:04 pm

ROFL ... even the cops must have smiled over this =)
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Postby Kierra » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:18 pm

Hey how did you get Pauls letters to his dad?......
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Postby Flutterflies » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:19 pm

ROFL Lo, and that was too cute. Got wierd looks at work when i started laughing
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Postby Kierra » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:20 pm

lmao couldnt resist just wish he would have said pappi instead that would have made it so like Paublo and his Padre =P
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Postby Inglorion » Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:01 pm

Too funny !!1 :youcandoit:
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