From the mouthes of Babes!

[Kierra]

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
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The children began:

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"Red............cherry,"

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"Yellow.....lemon,"

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"Green..........lime,"

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"Orange........orange."

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Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored Lifesaver. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

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"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father."

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One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh My God ~ They're assholes!!!"

[Quanth]

[Flutterflies]

Roflmao...that was too cute. Gonna share that one with the office

[Debillus]