Okay I lied

[Paratuck]

Well


That thou her maid art far more faire than she.. Be NOT her maid.. for she is envious..



Hows that for Drama.


Okay.. He are the Paratuck Follies for this week.

10. You can fall asleep crafting with crackers in your mouth.

9. You can win the battle but loose the war. Make sure you "right click on that chest"

8. Monsters with the arrows up.. are not The Fonz.. and they arent trying to be cool.

7. Dancer sounds like a slut.. I like sluts... ;> Whats the real use for her arrow..

6. Do not jump off the tree in the eldarr grove. with an 8 in free fall.

5. If you jump of a high cliff.. and your graphics arent up to par.. you can rest assume that what you though was water.. is actually a fuckin rock.

4. Oh.. Attune that equipment that you wear..... it might actually work for you.


3. If you ask you want me to pull? and your mentor says no.... and you fat finger the key... and pull anyway.. His repair bill is more than yours..

2. When falling asleep at the keyboard, you can really explore the trail you made when you wake up.. and your running face first into a mountain.

1. The phrase :looks like a gryphon shit a gnome" is funnier when guildmates are online and/or present when one splats infront of you from a miscalculated jump from above..

[Hago]

LOL

[Debillus]

ROFL

[Escolano]

Haha!

Hope you're having fun. I also might suggest padding for your future keyboards :D

[Debillus]

[Medeena]

Most excellent *had me laughing my socks off*

[Tavi]

OMG! ROFLMAO


Tavi

[Schteek]

LMAO!

Glad to be part of at least #5 and #3.

Schteek