Paratuck non scheduled Blarg

[Paratuck]

I feel that i am maturing in game a bit.. I dont default to wow keystrokes as much and the "fat Finger" is'nt causing me as much grief...

However..

I figured id let you into some keen insights for my latest rant period.


Sweet

The word Sweet for some reason makes Deb chuckle when I say it.. I cant help it.. Some one says .. Ohh look Boobs.. I go Sweet... Pronounced "Suh WEEE T" and Deb laughs... Ive tried this out on many occassion like He look A bowl of potatoes and I go Sweet.. and Deb still chuckles.. I dont get it..


Auto Attack.

I can see myself wiping a few raids because of 2 things that are quite comical. one is the Auto attack feature.. Some days its outta control that really leads to encounters that seem to be rather unique..
I have been to told to take a flying fuck from a PUG group when my auto attack went off off the cliffs by the nercrosis goblins Funny part is that I did right off the highest point and well.. the party died.. I got all wet...
No one can say well Paratuck didnt listen.. I guess you had to be there..

Drunk Vent.

I am so happy that most of yall dont hold me to myself with my vulgar language.. Some notable quotes this week over heard on vent

" I think id rather fuck a raw piece of Liver in a sock out in public... rather than restart that quest.."

"Uhh.. My artistic talent is so bad.. I couldnt shit and draw flies."

"OMFG its so cold in here I had to fuck a penguin just to get to my computer..."

"Yep... I think she is hot.. Id plow her through like fresh tilled grass"

I cant explain how the mind works.. sans the lack of filter between my brain and Mouth.... Again.. Im soooo glad yall dont hold me to it.



Other than that, with the help of the guild.. I gained some levels.. and will be raiding soon enough..


Respectfully

Paratuck
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[Medeena]

too funny *hugs* U bring a new dimension to our family !! Its great.

[Debillus]

Sweeet

[Paratuck]

So there I was......


A trek across butcherblock into a strange new world.

Adding needed DPS to assist a hearty band of adventurers deep within the bowels of the Crushbone keep.

Hours upon Hours of clearing I was spattered with the blood of many an orc.

when all of the sudden....


LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOYYYYYYYYY


PARATUCK




Situational awareness is where its at...

Nuff said...


Paratuck

[Flobdeth]

Awww, dammit, I leave game and guild gets a fellow lunatic, deb, teach him the refined version of a suicide run please

[Quanth]

Actually Flob, you need to get back here and teach him yourself

[Flobdeth]

Point appreciated mr hat, but SOE are still teh scum.......but I am getting bored, DAMMIT so unfair, I need to win the lottery, start my own MMO or somthing!

[Debillus]

Flob.. If you don't get yer butt in here again, I'm gonna start mailing you postersize item-descriptions of all the nice Inquisitor stuff your are 2-3 levels away from being able to use, that we pick up almost every weekend now..

Just to proove my point ...






Notice I said postersize !

Seriously bro. We all miss you, and we do need someone like you to keep Harry 'Shrek' aka. Lewis Black in a submarine, in check. I'm trying, but all he says is stuff like Sweeeet.

HELP


Postersize !!

[Quanth]

I agree, SOE are scum !

But i still miss you in here

[Paratuck]

That thou her maid art far more fair than she..

be not her maid.


And be not sony's bitch either.


You must find the Lemonade in the Lemons my firend.. you have a family that misses you here. Which is worth much more than the 12 bucks a month..

Overall I'm the guild Jackass.. however, It kinda sucks that your leaving for all the right reasons sends the wrong message.

So Come on back.. I need to meet you and learn


Paratuck out..

[Gninja]

damn Paratuck... you rock. And yeah Flob we miss you dearly!

[Flutterflies]

Flobby I'm so sad without you I need my buddy back.

[Flobdeth]

Ok, sad as it may be, I have 45 free days on http://www.wwiionline.com more commonly known as Battlefield Europe, slow, takes ages to get anywhere, HUUUUUUGE maps, 1000 players on one map, it's totaly insane to stay alive for more than 5 minutes unless you crawl 5 miles which takes like 2 hours (1:2 scale map of europe)

Anyhoo, gonna play out my time on that then see what I want to play from there.

Don't be sad FB, you still got Studly to abuse

[Gninja]

Haven't seen stud around since you left